Ollie discovers he is good at painting portraits and his fame spreads throughout Minneapolis and Saint Paul. A beautiful woman’s husband’s birthday is fast approaching and she wants an original...

Ollie discovers he is good at painting portraits and his fame spreads throughout Minneapolis and Sаinт Paul. A beautiful woman’s husband’s birthday is fast approaching and she wants an original oil portrait with which to surprise her husband. She goes to Ollie and says, “Would you paint me in the nudе?”
“No,” Ollie replies. “I don’t do dat sorta ting.”
“But what if I double your fee?” asks the woman.
“Nope, sorry. Von’t do it.” replies Ollie.
“How about I give you five times what you normally get?” pleads the woman.
“Oh, okay den,” says Ollie, “But I’m keeping my socks on. I need a place ta put my brushes.”

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