One day a girl on the beach with no arms or legs was crying and a life guard saw here came up to here and asked "why are you crying?" "Because I've never been hugged before" she said, he hugs her...

One day a girl on the beach with no arms or legs was crying and a life guard saw here came up to here and asked "why are you crying?"
"Because I've never been hugged before" she said, he hugs her and goes on a few minutes later she's crying again another life guard see's her and asks "what's wrong?" she tells him "I've never been kissed before" he kisses her and goes on a few minutes later she's crying again another life guard see's her comes up to her and asks "what's wrong?" she tells him "I've never been f*cked before" so he picks her up throws her in the ocean and says "well you're f*cked now"

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