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  3. One day God was looking...
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all the rascally behavior that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check things out.
When the angel returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not." God thought for a moment and said,
"Maybe I had better send down another angel for a second opinion."
When that angel returned, he went to God and said,
"Yes, it's absolutely true. The Earth is in a ravaging decline! 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are being good."
God was not pleased. So He decided to send an email to the 5% that were good, because he wanted to encourage them. Give them a little something to help them keep going.
Do you know what the E-mail said?
Just wondering....... I didn't get one either!
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