One day Little Timmy caught his mom and dad having sеx.
Little Timmy asks his dad "Can I join you?"
His dad asks "Can your diск touch your аss?"
Timmy replies "No."
"Then no." Dad replies.
Later on he catches his dad looking at роrn.
Timmy asks "Can I look with you Daddy?"
His dad asks again "Can your diск touch your аss?"
"No."
"Then no."
Later that night Little Timmy is eating cookies.
His dad walks into the kitchen and asks "Can I have a cookie?"
Timmy asks "Can your diск touch your аss?"
His dad replies "Yes."
"Then go fuск yourself these cookies are mine!"