One evening, as Uncle John and his wife are entertaining guests with cocktails, they are interrupted by an out-of-breath Freddie who shouts out, “Uncle John! Come quick! The bull is fсuкing the вlооdy соw!” Uncle John, highly embarrassed, takes young Freddie aside and explains that a certain amount of decorum is required. “You should have said, “The bull is surprising the соw”- not some filth you picked up in the City, ” he says. A few days later, Freddie comes in again as his uncle and aunt are entertaining. “Uncle John! The bull is surprising the cows!” The adults share a knowing grin. Uncle John says, “Thank you Freddie, but surely you meant to say the соw, not *cows*. A bull cannot “surprise” more than one соw at a time you know. . .”. “Yes he can!” replies his obstinate nephew, “He’s fсuкing the вlооdy horse!”
One evening, as Uncle John and his wife are entertaining guests with cocktails, they are interrupted by an out-of-breath Freddie who shouts out,
“Uncle John! Come quick! The bull is fсuкing the вlооdy соw!”
Uncle John, highly embarrassed, takes young
Freddie aside and explains that a certain amount of decorum is required.
“You should have said, “The bull is surprising the соw”- not some filth you picked up in the City, ” he says.
A few days later, Freddie comes in again as his uncle and aunt are entertaining.
“Uncle John! The bull is surprising the cows!”
The adults share a knowing grin. Uncle John says, “Thank you Freddie, but surely you meant to say the соw, not *cows*. A bull cannot “surprise” more than one соw at a time you know. . .”.
“Yes he can!” replies his obstinate nephew, “He’s fсuкing the вlооdy horse!”