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One morning a wife told her...
One morning a wife told her husband that she had a dream of an angel telling her to wish anything three times will be granted to her on the spot. The husband laughed at her and said,
"Don't be silly dear, nothing like that ever happened" The wife tried to insist that it was not an ordinary dream, it was just like a really angel speaking to her. "OK" said the husband "lets try this one. Lets have our house full of ваlls" Unbelievable, the room was full of ваlls hanging from everywhere, from the roof, the walls and on the floor. "My God" said the husband "I'm very sorry my dear, I shouldn't have ignored you on the first place. But you know, we have left with two more wishes” he continued, "But first lets get rid of these ваlls from the house" Then they started picking the ваlls but whenever they pick one the other comes over. They continued for hours and hours without any success until they all became exhausted. "Listen my dear" said the husband "Since we are left with two wishes, lets use one to clear the ваlls from the house and we will use the remaining one very wisely"
"It is all right, since we have no other choice" replied the angry wife. "Let all the ваlls disappear from our house" wished the man. "Oh Lord!!" cried the man, "look here my wife, my ваlls have also gone" The wife looked at him and said "Don't worry dear, we still have one wish left, just wish for your ваlls to come back!"
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"Don't be silly dear, nothing like that ever happened" The wife tried to insist that it was not an ordinary dream, it was just like a really angel speaking to her. "OK" said the husband "lets try this one. Lets have our house full of ваlls" Unbelievable, the room was full of ваlls hanging from everywhere, from the roof, the walls and on the floor. "My God" said the husband "I'm very sorry my dear, I shouldn't have ignored you on the first place. But you know, we have left with two more wishes” he continued, "But first lets get rid of these ваlls from the house" Then they started picking the ваlls but whenever they pick one the other comes over. They continued for hours and hours without any success until they all became exhausted. "Listen my dear" said the husband "Since we are left with two wishes, lets use one to clear the ваlls from the house and we will use the remaining one very wisely"
"It is all right, since we have no other choice" replied the angry wife. "Let all the ваlls disappear from our house" wished the man. "Oh Lord!!" cried the man, "look here my wife, my ваlls have also gone" The wife looked at him and said "Don't worry dear, we still have one wish left, just wish for your ваlls to come back!"