One morning while his wife was making breakfast, a man walked up to her and gave her a healthy pinch on her вuтт. He said to her, "If you firmed up your вuтт we could get rid of your girdle." The wife was angry but said nothing. The next morning her husband pinched her вrеаsт and said, "If you firmed these up we could get rid of your вrа." The wife grabbed her husband's реnis and replied, "and if you firmed this up we could get rid of the mailman, the gardener, the pool man, and your brother!"
One morning while his wife was making breakfast, a man walked up to her and gave her a healthy pinch on her вuтт.
He said to her, "If you firmed up your вuтт we could get rid of your girdle."
The wife was angry but said nothing. The next morning her husband pinched her вrеаsт and said, "If you firmed these up we could get rid of your вrа."
The wife grabbed her husband's реnis and replied, "and if you firmed this up we could get rid of the mailman, the gardener, the pool man, and your brother!"