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A man goes to a bar says Um bebado entra num bar la pelas tantas Un ubriaco entra in un bar e dice: “Barista! Versa da bere a tutti i clienti
One night, a drunк comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: "Drinks for all on me including you, bartender."
So the bartender follows the mans orders and says: "That will be $36.50 please." The drunк says he has no money so the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.
The next night the same drunк comes in again and orders a drink for everyone in the bar including the bartender. Again the bartender follows instructions and again the drunк says he has no money. So the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.
On the third night he comes in, the drunк orders drinks for all except the bartender. "What, no drink for me?" replies the bartender. "Oh, no. You get violent when you drink."
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