Over dinner last night my date asked me, “So, do you have any guilty pleasures?” I replied, “Sure, but I’d be too embarrassed to tell you.” She said, “Don’t be shy! Tell you what, you tell me yours and then I’ll tell you mine!” I said, “Okay, here goes. Sometimes when I’m маsтurватing I like to stick a couple of fingers up my аrsе. If I’m feeling really кinкy I use my whole fist. Okay, now it’s your turn to tell me!” She replied, “Erm, The Carpenters and Billy Joel…
Over dinner last night my date asked me, “So, do you have any guilty pleasures?”
I replied, “Sure, but I’d be too embarrassed to tell you.”
She said, “Don’t be shy! Tell you what, you tell me yours and then I’ll tell you mine!”
I said, “Okay, here goes. Sometimes when I’m маsтurватing I like to stick a couple of fingers up my аrsе. If I’m feeling really кinкy I use my whole fist. Okay, now it’s your turn to tell me!”
She replied, “Erm, The Carpenters and Billy Joel…