Patient:
"How much do you charge for extracting a tooth?"
Doctor:
"Fifty rupees."
Patient:
"Fifty ruppes, for only a few second’s work?"
Doctor:
"Well, I will do it very slowly."
Patient:
"How much is for the operation?"
Doctor:
"Rupees on thousand."
Patient:
"But it was a serious one."
Doctor:
"Nonsense. You can’t buy a serious operation for Rupees one Thousand now-a days."