Patient:
“So, doc, what’s my diagnosis?”
Doctor:
“Hmm… I don’t know how to say this…”
Patient:
“Just say it…”
Doctor:
“OK what’s your star sign?”
Patient:
“Come on! How can that be relevant?”
Doctor:
“Just humor me.”
Patient: „OK, my star sign is cancer.”
Doctor: „See, that there is no coincidence.”
Patient: …