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Иванчо отива при доктора: Patient: "Doctor, do you think that I shall live until I am ninety?" Mann beim Arzt: Español Русский Français Italiano Ποιότητα ζωής Ќе живеам? Türkçe Українська Português Polski Svenska Nederlands Jeg vil gerne blive 100 år. - ”Doktor, jeg vil gerne blive 100 år.” - ”Ryger De?” - ”Nej.” - ”Drikker De?” - ”Aldrig.” - ”Hmm, spiller De kort, kører De for stærkt, vælter De Dem i kvinder?” -... Norsk Suomi Magyar Un barbat la doctor: - Domnule doctor, cum as putea sa traiesc 100 de ani? - Fumati? - Nu! - Mancati mult si cu pofta? - Nu! - Beti alcool? - Nu! - Amante? - Nu, domnule! - Pai si atunci de ce... Čeština Lietuvių Latviešu Hrvatski
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Patient: "Doctor, do you think that I shall live until I am ninety?"
Doctor: "How old are you now?"
Patient: "40"
Doctor: "Do you drink, gamble, smoke or do you have any other vice?"
Patient: "No. I don’t drink. I don’t gamble. I don’t smoke. I have no vice."
Doctor: "Then why do you want to live for another fifty years?"

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Ќе живеам? Ποιότητα ζωής Mann beim Arzt: Doctor, how can I live longer than 100 years? Иванчо отива при доктора: Jeg vil gerne blive 100 år. - ”Doktor, jeg vil gerne blive 100 år.” - ”Ryger De?” - ”Nej.” - ”Drikker De?” - ”Aldrig.” - ”Hmm, spiller De kort, kører De for stærkt, vælter De Dem i kvinder?” -... Un barbat la doctor: - Domnule doctor, cum as putea sa traiesc 100 de ani? - Fumati? - Nu! - Mancati mult si cu pofta? - Nu! - Beti alcool? - Nu! - Amante? - Nu, domnule! - Pai si atunci de ce...
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