Patient: Doctor, my legs hurts when I move it Doctor: Then do not move it, simple as that. Patient: Okay…. my stomach hurts when i eat too. Doctor: Then don’t eat. Patient: Wow…. Lastly, my lungs hurt when I breathe. LET ME GUESS. DON’T BREATHE? Doctor: Um.. No. You have lung cancer and you’re going to die in 3 days.
Patient: Doctor, my legs hurts when I move it
Doctor: Then do not move it, simple as that.
Patient: Okay…. my stomach hurts when i eat too.
Doctor: Then don’t eat.
Patient: Wow…. Lastly, my lungs hurt when I breathe. LET ME GUESS. DON’T BREATHE?
Doctor: Um.. No. You have lung cancer and you’re going to die in 3 days.