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Το στυλό Carabiniere telefona al dottore: "Dottore, corra subito, il maresciallo si e Przychodzi baba do lekarza: - Panie doktorze, mój syn połknął ołówek. - To niech pisze długopisem. En man ringde till läkaren: – Du måste hjälpa mig. Min son har svalt en bläckpenna! – Okej, jag skickar ambulans. Det tar ca 20 minuter innan de kommer fram. – Vad ska jag göra under tiden? –... Jan komt bij de dokter en zegt: dokter, dokter! ik heb een potlood ingeslikt! De dokter zegt: tja jantje dan moet je voortaan maar met een pen schrijven! Sara. - "Dottore,dottore... Il maresciallo si è ingoiato la stilo" - "E ora? che fate?" - "Per ora scriviamo con la matita!" - Hallo, vai ātrā palīdzība? Mans bērns ir norijis pildspalvu! - Tūlīt izbraucam! - Bet ko man darīt līdz jūsu atbraukšanai? - Nū…pagaidām rakstiet ar zīmuli. Doctor my son swallowed my pen, what do I do? Use a pencil until I get there. - Γιατρέ, κατάπια ένα στυλό. Τι να κάνω; - Να χρησιμοποιείτε μολυβί. Γιατρέ μου, βοήθεια. Η κόρη μου κατάπιε ένα στυλό! Δεν πειράζει, γράψτε με μολύβι… !
Patient: "Doctor, my son has swallowed a pen. What can I do?"
Doctor: "Use a pencil till I come to see your son."
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Το στυλό Carabiniere telefona al dottore: "Dottore, corra subito, il maresciallo si e Przychodzi baba do lekarza: - Panie doktorze, mój syn połknął ołówek. - To niech pisze długopisem. En man ringde till läkaren: – Du måste hjälpa mig. Min son har svalt en bläckpenna! – Okej, jag skickar ambulans. Det tar ca 20 minuter innan de kommer fram. – Vad ska jag göra under tiden? –... Jan komt bij de dokter en zegt: dokter, dokter! ik heb een potlood ingeslikt! De dokter zegt: tja jantje dan moet je voortaan maar met een pen schrijven! Sara. - "Dottore,dottore... Il maresciallo si è ingoiato la stilo" - "E ora? che fate?" - "Per ora scriviamo con la matita!" - Hallo, vai ātrā palīdzība? Mans bērns ir norijis pildspalvu! - Tūlīt izbraucam! - Bet ko man darīt līdz jūsu atbraukšanai? - Nū…pagaidām rakstiet ar zīmuli. Doctor my son swallowed my pen, what do I do? Use a pencil until I get there. - Γιατρέ, κατάπια ένα στυλό. Τι να κάνω; - Να χρησιμοποιείτε μολυβί. Γιατρέ μου, βοήθεια. Η κόρη μου κατάπιε ένα στυλό! Δεν πειράζει, γράψτε με μολύβι… !
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