Patty was sitting in her back yard digging a hole to bury her dead goldfish. Mrs. Johnson, who lived next door, was watching her over the fence.
Mrs. Johnson said,
"Patty, what are you doing?"
Patty said,
"I'm digging a hole to bury my dead goldfish."
Mrs. Johnson said,
"Patty, don't you think that hole is a little BIG for a goldfish?"
Patty said,
"No... It's inside your dамn cat!"