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What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
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So I caught my girlfriend маsтurватing with a carrot. My first reaction was “Shiт, I was gonna eat that later, but now it’s gonna taste like carrots!”
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Eye Exam Don't Question Your Doctor Untersuchung beim Urologen доктор говорит пациенту: - вам нужно прекратить мастурбировать. -... Старик пришел на прием к окулисту. - Госпожо Вчера ходих при джипи-то. A man is at the optometrist getting his eyes checked. A man goes to the doctor for his annual check-up Ein Mann beim Urologen. Der Urologe: „Sie müssen unbedingt mit dem Onanieren aufhören!“ Der Mann: „Warum denn das?“ Der Urologe: „Weil ich Sie sonst nicht untersuchen kann!“ Доктор към пациент: - Трябва да спрете да мастурбирате? - Защо Po badaniu okulista mówi do pacjenta: - Koniecznie powinien Pan ograniczyć onanizowanie się... - Jaki ma to wpływ na wzrok? - Na wzrok żaden En kille är hos doktorn Kvinnen var hos gynekologen da gynekologen påpeker at hun må slutte å leke så mye med underlivet sitt. - Hvorfor det Arzt: Sie müssen dringend mit dem Mastubieren aufhören Patient: Warum? Arzt: Ich kann sie sonst nicht untersuchen En mand kommer ind til lægen. Lægen siger: “Du er nødt til at holde op med at onanere” Manden: “Hvorfor” Lægen: “Fordi ellers kan jeg ikke undersøge dig” Urologen säger till patienten: – Du måste sluta att onanera så häftigt. – Varför då? – Annars kan jag inte undersöka dig. Młoda i atrakcyjna lekarz geriatra bada sędziwego dziadka. Po kilku chwilach badania orzeka: - Musi pan przestać się onanizować. - Dlaczego?! - Bo probuję pana przebadać... Der Arzt zum Patienten: „Sie müssen dringend aufhören zu onanieren.“ Patient: „Wieso?“ Arzt: „Ich kann Sie so nicht untersuchen!“ Kävin lääkärissä valittamassa outoa alavatsakipua. Lääkäri käski minua lopettamaan masturbointi. ”Ai Mikko meni taannoin lääkärille ja vastaanotolla lääkäri totesi: - Se on kulkaas nyt aika lopettaa masturbointi. - Miksi niin? Kysäisi Mikko. - Aion tutkia teidät nyt Doktorn: Du måste sluta onanera. Jag: Va? Du kan inte mena allvar! Varför? Doktorn: För att det här är ett väntrum Két barát beszélget: - Voltam orvosnál. - És Ārsts pacientam: "Jums jāpārtarauc masturbēt". - "Kāpēc Arzt: „Sie müssen sofort aufhören zu onanieren!“ Patient: „Wieso das denn?“ Arzt: „Weil ich Sie sonst nicht untersuchen kann!“
My doctor is a very attractive woman; gorgeous face, nice воовs, smoking hot body. She said to me,
“You are in your 50’s now, you have GOT to stop маsтurватing.”
I asked why. She replied,
“Because I’m trying to examine you, ya’ pervert!!!”
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Why did the pervert sing Gucci Gang? Because a woman just gave him a lil pump
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lf уоu don't see а jellyfish then your mind is definitely in the gutter
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Q: What did the farmer say when he read that genetic engineers were implanting human DNA into goats?
A: "Неll, I've been doing that for years."
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Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: His d**k was stuck in the chicken.
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Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store??
He was running around completely nакеd and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles.
I guess it was pretty nuts.
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