Pilot: Control tower, what time is it? Control tower: What airline is this? Pilot: What difference does that make? Control tower: Well if it is UA, it is 6:00p. M.; if it is TWA, it is 1800 hours; if it is Ozark, the big hand is on the…..”
Pilot: Control tower, what time is it?
Control tower: What airline is this?
Pilot: What difference does that make?
Control tower: Well if it is UA, it is 6:00p. M.; if it is TWA, it is 1800 hours; if it is Ozark, the big hand is on the…..”