Pinnochio had been getting complaints from his girlfriend. “Every time we make love,” she said, “I get splinters. ” So Pinocchio went back to his maker, Gipetto the carpenter, for advice. “Sandpaper,” said the carpenter. “That’s what you need. ” So Pinocchio took some sheets of sandpaper and went home. A few weeks later the carpenter bumped into Pinocchio again. “How are you getting on with the girls now? ” he asked. “Who needs girls? ” said Pinocchio.”
Pinnochio had been getting complaints from his girlfriend. “Every time we make love,” she said, “I get splinters. ”
So Pinocchio went back to his maker, Gipetto the carpenter, for advice. “Sandpaper,” said the carpenter. “That’s what you need. ” So Pinocchio took some sheets of sandpaper and went home. A few weeks later the carpenter bumped into Pinocchio again. “How are you getting on with the girls now? ” he asked. “Who needs girls? ” said Pinocchio.”