Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle.
Dog owner: Are you crazy?
My dog can't even ride a bicycle.

Hund jagt Leute Vad gör man med en hund som jagar folk på cykel? - Tar cykeln från hunden Polisen till mannen: - Din hund har jagat en man på cykel. Mannen upprört: - Struntprat. Min hund kan inte ens cykla. Дойде съседката да се кара. Твърди, че моето куче гонило нейния син на колелото. Пратих я по дяволите. Моето куче няма колело. I was just told that my dog chased someone on a bicycle and bit him. That's bullshit, my dog can't even ride a bicycle. Mon voisin est venu se plaindre Soit disant mon chien poursuit les gens en moto... Je lui ait répondu qu'il avait tort ! Mon chien n'a pas de moto Mijn buurman kwam laatst naar mij toe, hij zegt: 'Je hond zit iedereen op de fiets achterna.' Ik zeg: 'Dat is niet zo mooi. Dan zal ik zijn fiets maar afpakken!' - Proszę pani! Pani pit bull goni jakiegoś faceta na rowerze! - Niemożliwe! Mój pies nie umie jeździć na rowerze... A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes. My dogs don't even own bikes. What do you mean, my dog was chasing a guy on a bike? My dog doesn’t ride a bike! Govore mi da juris ljude na biciklu. Lazu, gazda. Znas da nemam bicikl.