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Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween?  A. Ghoul-aid!!!

Q. What is a Mummie's favorite type of music?  A. Wrap!!!!!

Q. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?  A. Because demons are a ghouls best friend!

Q. What's a monster's favorite bean?  A. A human bean.

Q. Why can't the boy ghost have babies?  A. Because he has a Hallo-wееniе.

Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?  A. A sand-witch.

Q. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?  A. Anywhere where he can boo-gie.

Q. What did the skeleton say to the vampire?  A. You suск.

Q. What do ghosts say when something is really neat?  A. Ghoul

Q. Why did the ghost go into the bar?  A. For the Boos.
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