Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?<br /> <br />A: A stripey sweater!<br /> <br />Q: How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?<br />A: She's got that down in the mouth look!<br /> <br />Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?<br />A: A peeping tom!<br /> <br />Q: Why is the desert lion everyone's favorite at Christmas?<br /> <br />A: Because he has sandy claws!<br /> <br />Q: How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?<br /> <br />A:<br />'Pleased to eat you.'!<br /> <br />Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?<br /> <br />A: Frostbite!<br /> <br />Q: What is a French cat's favorite pudding?<br />A: Chocolate mousse!
Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?
A: A stripey sweater!
Q: How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?
A: She's got that down in the mouth look!
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
A: A peeping tom!
Q: Why is the desert lion everyone's favorite at Christmas?
A: Because he has sandy claws!
Q: How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?
A:
'Pleased to eat you.'!
Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
A: Frostbite!
Q: What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
A: Chocolate mousse!