Q: Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
A: Because he saw the phone bill.
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
A: Every time the car stopped she jumped in the backseat.
Q: What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?
A: You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Q: What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
A: When they lay on their backs they’re sсrеwеd!
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?
A: Cause their ваlls show!
Q: What do you call a man that marries another man?
A: Minister
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
A: They both wiggle when you eat them.
Q: What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law?
A: Vultures wait until your dead to pick on you.
Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So men can remember them!
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet,sensitive men in this world?
A: Because they already have boyfriends!
Q: Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares?
A: What the hеll was she doing out of the kitchen?!!