Разхожда се един селянин из пазара и гледа един човечец видимо недоспал стои и продава за 1 лев един едър и хубав петел.
A farmer buys a rooster to service his 200 hens. When he gets the rooster into the barnyard, he tells him, "Rаndy, I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money. Have fun, but take your time."
The farmer points him toward the henhouse and the rooster takes off like a shot.
WHAM! Rаndy nails every hen in the henhouse, three or four times. Rаndy runs out and sees a flock of geese down by the lake. WHAM! He nails all the geese. Rаndy runs to the pigpen, the соw pasture - soon, he's been on every animal on the farm.
The farmer is distraught, worried that his expensive rooster won't even last the day.
Sure enough, the farmer wakes up the next morning to find Rаndy laid out flat in the middle of the yard, buzzards circling overhead.
The sad farmer shakes his head and says, "Oh, Rаndy, I told you to pace yourself."
Randy opens one eye, winks, and nods towards the sky, "Shhh, they're getting closer."
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