Religious Views of the World

Religious Views of the World:
Taoism: Shiт happens.
Confucianism: Confucious says, shiт happens.
Buddhism: If shiт happens, it isn't really shiт.
Zen: What is the sound of shiт happening?
Hinduism: This shiт happened before.
Islam: If shiт happens, it is the will of Allah.
Protestantism: Let shiт happen to someone else.
Native American: What is the medicine of shiт?
Catholicism: If shiт happens, you deserve it.
Judaism: Why does this shiт always happen to us?
Pantheism: It's all the same shiт.
Atheism: I don't believe this shiт.
Agnosticism: What is this shiт?

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