Reporter: Sir, may we interview you regarding your black and white cows! Farmer: Sure! Go ahead! Reporter: What do they usually eat? Farmer: Which one? The white or the black one? Reporter: The white one. Farmer: Grass! Reporter: How about the black? Farmer: Grass also! Reporter: (wondering) And where do you bathe them? Farmer: The white one or the black one? Reporter: The black one! (upset) Farmer: The river. Reporter: And the white? Farmer: The river too. Reporter (angry): Why do you always ask for the color when you came up with the same answer?! Farmer: Sorry, but you know why? The white соw is mine. Reporter: And what about the black one? Farmer: Mine too!
Reporter: Sir, may we interview you regarding your black and white cows!
Farmer: Sure! Go ahead!
Reporter: What do they usually eat?
Farmer: Which one? The white or the black one?
Reporter: The white one.
Farmer: Grass!
Reporter: How about the black?
Farmer: Grass also!
Reporter: (wondering) And where do you bathe them?
Farmer: The white one or the black one?
Reporter: The black one! (upset)
Farmer: The river.
Reporter: And the white?
Farmer: The river too.
Reporter (angry): Why do you always ask for the color when you came up with the same answer?!
Farmer: Sorry, but you know why? The white соw is mine.
Reporter: And what about the black one?
Farmer: Mine too!