Reverend John Phlapps is walking home one evening when he comes across a female member of his congregation, she is staggering drunк.
He tries to assist her but falls and lands on top of her.
“Oi you can’t do that in the middle of the street” yells a copper.
The Rev says “But you don’t understand I’m Pastor Phlapps”
The copper replies “Oh well if you’re in that far you may as well finish