Sadie was going downtown to shop. She grabbed some old designer jeans from a pile she hadn’t worn for awhile, stuffed her ID and a credit card in her pocket and away she went.
Unfortunately she forgot that her old pair of jeans had a hole in the pocket and the cards fell out as she walked.
Time to pay for her purchases and Sadie reached in her pocket.
“Where’s muh credit card? muh ID? The only thing in muh pocket is a Wire Brush.”
“Now when did ah buy a Wire Brush??”