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Why are elves such great motivational speakers? They have plenty of elf-confidence.

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What’s Santa’s favorite fruit? (Sugar)plums.

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How did Santa respond when Mrs. Claus told him he forgot something from the store? “But I checked the shopping list twice!”

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Which of Santa’s friends is the most chill? Jack Frost.

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Who’s Santa’s favorite singer? Elfish Presley.

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How do Santa’s clothes stay so clean? He washes them with (Yule)Tide.

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What is Santa’s dog’s name? Santa Paws.

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Why couldn’t Santa have cereal in the morning? All of his bowls were filled with jelly.

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What kind of drink does Santa give to naughty girls and boys? Coal-a.

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What was wrong with the Grinch on Christmas? He was feeling claus-trophobic.

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When Santa doesn’t want to do something, what does he say? “Snow thanks!”

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What’s the difference between a knight and Santa Claus? One slays a dragon, the other drags a sleigh.

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Why is the alphabet in the North Pole different than the normal alphabet? The North Pole’s alphabet has noel.

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When someone delivers a package to Santa, what do they do? Ring the (jingle) веll.

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What breakfast do Santa and his wife like to eat together? Mistle-toast.

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What does Santa say on the night of Christmas? ""Time to hit the sack!""

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What’s Santa’s go-to doughnut order? A jolly-filled doughnut.

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What do Santa’s elves use to help them walk in the slippery snow? Candy canes.

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