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Why was Santa having money problems? He was nickel-less.

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Does Santa believe in fate? Yep, he thinks whatever happens is (orna)meant to be.

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What would Santa be called if he went down a chimney with the fire going? Crisp Kringle.

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Why wouldn’t you want to get into a fight with Santa? He has a black belt.

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What smells the most in Santa’s sleigh? Santa’s nose.

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What does Santa pack when he goes on a tropical getaway? A red suit.

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Anytime something happens that Santa can’t believe, what does he say? “That’s (chest)nuts!”

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What’s Santa's favorite kind of roll? Carols.

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Why does Mrs. Claus love the Christmas season? It makes her feel so santa-mental.

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What’s Santa’s go-to fast food order? A frosty.

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What did the elves call Santa when he accidentally stepped on a bag of of cashews? A nutcracker.

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What’s Santa’s favorite track and field event? (North) pole-vaulting.

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Where does Santa stay on vacation? A hо-hо-hotel.

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Who automatically gets added to the nice list? Anyone who cleans their chimney.

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What name does Santa use to check-in at hotels on beach vacations? Sandy Claus.

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Whenever someone asks Santa for help with their Christmas tree, what does he say? “Fir sure!”

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What kind of weather is Santa’s favorite? Sweater weather

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What was one of Santa’s helpers called who kept making toys for himself? S-elf-ish.

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