Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that despite his 72 years of age, he could still have sеx three times a night. Kylie Minogue, who was also a guest, looked intrigued.
After the show, Kyle said, “Sean, if I am not being too forward, I’d love to have sеx with an older man. Let’s go back to my place.”
So they go back to her place and have great sеx.
Afterwards, Sean says, “If you think that was good, let me sleep for half an hour, and we can have even better sеx. But while I’m sleeping, hold my ваlls in your left hand and my diск in your right hand.”
Kylie looks a bit perplexed, but says, “Okay”.
He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sеx.
Then Sean says, “Kylie, that was wonderful. But if you let me sleep for an hour, we can have the best sеx yet. But again, hold my ваlls in your left hand, and my Diск in your right hand.”
Kylie is now used to the routine and complies.
The results are mind blowing.
Once it’s all over, and the cigarettes are lit, Kylie asks “Sean, tell me, does my holding your ваlls in my left hand and your diск in my right stimulate you while you’re sleeping?”
Sean replies, “No, but the last time I slept with a sluт from Melbourne, she stole my wallet.”
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