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Вдовица Η αγγελία Esto era una mujer que quería a un hombre con las siguientes indicaciones: Que no le pegara Εύπορη αλλά μοναχική κυρία δημοσιεύει αγγελία ζητώντας σύντροφο: Eine 73-jährige Witwe gibt eine Kontaktanzeige auf: "Suche Mann A mulher já havia se casado e divorciado cinco vezes Eine alte 75-jährige Witwe möchte gerne einen neuen Freund und inseriert in der Zeitung: "75-jährige Frau sucht Mann von ungefähr gleichem Alter. Er darf mich nicht schlagen Susanne var i sen 30 års ålder och fortfarande ogift. Hon hade liksom bara svårt att träffa män. De män hon mot förmodan träffade visade sig vara skitstövlar. Till slut så bestämde hon sig att... Een oude weduwe van 75 wil graag een nieuwe vriend Eine 70jährige Witwe entscheidet sich dazu Uma viúva rica e solitária decidiu que precisava de um outro homem em sua vida Egy 72 éves öreg néni elhatározza
A woman got married, but her husband was abusive.
She got remarried and that husband ran out on her.
She got married again and that husband failed in bed.
Finally, she put an ad in the paper: "Looking for a man who won't abuse me, won't leave me, and won't fail me in bed."
The next day, the doorbell rings. There is a man with no arms and no legs.
"Hello, I saw your ad in the paper," he says.
"Tell me a little about you."
"Well, I have no arms, so I can't hit you. I have no legs, so I can't run out on you," he replies.
"How do I know you're good in bed?" she asks.
He says, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
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Вдовица Η αγγελία Esto era una mujer que quería a un hombre con las siguientes indicaciones: Que no le pegara Εύπορη αλλά μοναχική κυρία δημοσιεύει αγγελία ζητώντας σύντροφο: Eine 73-jährige Witwe gibt eine Kontaktanzeige auf: "Suche Mann A mulher já havia se casado e divorciado cinco vezes Eine alte 75-jährige Witwe möchte gerne einen neuen Freund und inseriert in der Zeitung: "75-jährige Frau sucht Mann von ungefähr gleichem Alter. Er darf mich nicht schlagen Susanne var i sen 30 års ålder och fortfarande ogift. Hon hade liksom bara svårt att träffa män. De män hon mot förmodan träffade visade sig vara skitstövlar. Till slut så bestämde hon sig att... Een oude weduwe van 75 wil graag een nieuwe vriend Eine 70jährige Witwe entscheidet sich dazu Uma viúva rica e solitária decidiu que precisava de um outro homem em sua vida Egy 72 éves öreg néni elhatározza
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