Shrink:
"In your own words, please describe how you see yourself?

Me:
"Reverse Tardis."

Shrink:
"And why is that?"

Me:
"Вiggеr on the outside."

Shrink:
"And how does your wife see you?"

Me:
"Same way, different perspective."

Shrink:
"And how's that?"

Me (tears in eyes):
"Smaller on the inside."