Signs of the 21st Century:
- You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.
- You have a list of 20 phone numbers to reach five people.
- You chat several times a day with a Nigerian prince over e-mail, but you couldn't name your neighbor.
- When paying a cashier, you only know how to respond to "credit or debit" - what the hеll is "cash"?
- You think "music in the air" refers to free downloads.
- You lose touch with any family member who doesn't have an email address.
- Second-day delivery takes way too long.
- You need PowerPoint to explain what you do for a living.
- A "half day" means leaving at 5 p.m.
- You find jokes on computers, not in books or word of mouth.