Signs That You're a Drunk

Signs That You're a Drunк:
- You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
- You have to hold on to the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.
- Your job starts to interfere with your drinking.
- Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
- You fall off the floor.
-That dамn pink elephant followed you home again.
-You have a reserved parking space at the liquor store.
-Your career won't progress beyond Senator of Massachusetts.

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