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What kind of steak do they serve at a golf course? A tee воnе.

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Playing football over the weekend I fractured the воnе in my upper arm, I didn’t find that to humerus.

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The doctor told his patient he would need to have his arm in a sling for two weeks, the patient did not find this humerus.

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How do you hurt a sofa? Kick it in the cus-Shin.

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How did the two wrist bones get to work? They carpal-ed.

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Where does a neck go to complain? The cervical center.

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What did the smallest воnе in the body say? Don’t stapes on me!

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What воnе is the sassiest? The Cheek Воnе.

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Why didn’t the skull go to the dentist? It was too-th late.

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What do you call the last skeleton on earth? The end-o skeleton.

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What do you call a bodybuilder skeleton? A musculoskeleton.

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What is a Vietnamese skeleton’s favorite food? Воnе-mi.

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How did the archeologists know the skeletons were real? They were воnе-afide.

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What is a skeleton’s favorite TV show? Воnе-anza!

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What was the skeleton’s favorite Christmas candy? Воnе-воnе.

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What TV show do skeletons love? Bones.

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Who is the biggest skeleton rock star to come out of New Jersey? Воnе-Jovi.

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How does a skeleton cut up his steak dinner? With a boning knife.

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