Skinny Bob has so far managed to stay out of trouble in prison. One morning he is in the shower when he drops the soap. All of a sudden, a huge bloke with a massive diск is standing behind him, grinning.
“No way out, mate, but I’ll give you a choice: with spit or without spit?”
Bob thinks quickly, shivers, and says, “Yeah, better with spit.”
“Spit!” shouts the huge bloke. “Come on in! The little guy wants a тhrееsоме.”