Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible disagreement. "I am the most beautiful person in the world." proclaimed Sleeping Beauty. "No, you're not." answered Don Juan and TomThumb. "I am the smallest person in the world." shouted Tom Thumb. "No, you're not." said Sleeping Beauty and Don Juan. "I've had more lovers than any one in the world." announced Don Juan. "No, you haven't." replied Tom Thumb and Sleeping Beauty. Well, they decided that if the three were to get along, they needed a mediator, and decided that Merlin, clearly the smartest person in the world, would be ideal. Merlin agreed to mediate, and summoned them all to his palace, where he announced he would meet with them one at a time. Sleeping Beauty went in first and not a minute later came out beaming. "I AM the most beautiful person in the world, Merlin said so." In went Tom Thumb and out he came as quickly as had Sleeping Beauty. "Merlin agreed that I AM the smallest person in the world." In goes Don Juan and in he stays, a half hour, an hour, an hour and a half later. Finally, he emerges distraught, scratching his head and muttering "Who the hеll is Bill Clinton?
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible disagreement.
"I am the most beautiful person in the world." proclaimed Sleeping Beauty.
"No, you're not." answered Don Juan and TomThumb.
"I am the smallest person in the world." shouted Tom Thumb.
"No, you're not." said Sleeping Beauty and Don Juan.
"I've had more lovers than any one in the world." announced Don Juan.
"No, you haven't." replied Tom Thumb and Sleeping Beauty.
Well, they decided that if the three were to get along, they needed a mediator, and decided that Merlin, clearly the smartest person in the world, would be ideal. Merlin agreed to mediate, and summoned them all to his palace, where he announced he would meet with them one at a time.
Sleeping Beauty went in first and not a minute later came out beaming. "I AM the most beautiful person in the world, Merlin said so."
In went Tom Thumb and out he came as quickly as had Sleeping Beauty. "Merlin agreed that I AM the smallest person in the world."
In goes Don Juan and in he stays, a half hour, an hour, an hour and a half later. Finally, he emerges distraught, scratching his head and muttering "Who the hеll is Bill Clinton?