So a zebra gets hit by a truck and goes to heaven. He goes up to the gate keeper and asks am i a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes. The gate keeper tells him to go ask god. So the zebra goes and asks god. Then god says you are who you are. Then the zebra goes back to the gate keeper. The gate keeper says what did he say and the zebra tells him you are who you are. Then the gate keeper says that means you are a white zebra with black stripes. Then the zebra asked why. The gate keeper says if you were a black zebra with white stripes then he would of said you is what you is.
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