So I was visiting my uncle Angus over in scottland, and we got to talking, and he tells me the following See this bar here lad? I built this bar with me bare hands. I planed the wood, sanded,...

So I was visiting my uncle Angus over in scottland, and we got to talking, and he tells me the following
See this bar here lad? I built this bar with me bare hands. I planed the wood, sanded, stained it, nailed it, put me sweat and blood into it. But do they call be Angus the bar-builder? No… See that fence outside? Aye, i built that too. I shaped the wood, dug the holes, measured and planted the posts meself. But do they call be Angus the fence-builder? NO! That boat outside lad, aye, built that meself to! I chopped down the tree’ dried and warped the wood, nailed it and tarred it with me bare hands! But do they call me Angus the boat-builder? no! But you fuск one sheep laddie.

0

0