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Подмалдување Съпруга си купува пълна гама козметика за подмладяване. Uma senhora pergunta a um rapaz: Una pareja se conocen y conversan en un bar Una donna già in su con gli anni chiede all'anziano marito C'est une femme qui demande à son beau fils: - Quel âge me donnez-vous ? - Les jambes 30
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way. Andy's wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.
After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asks her husband, "Darling, honestly, if you didn't know me, what age would you say I am"?
Looking over her carefully, Andy replied, "Judging from your skin, 20; your hair, 18; your eyes, 16 and your figure, 25."
"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed.
Just as she was about to tell Andy his reward, he stops her by saying, "Whoa, hold on there sweetie! I haven't added them up yet!"
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Подмалдување Съпруга си купува пълна гама козметика за подмладяване. Uma senhora pergunta a um rapaz: Una pareja se conocen y conversan en un bar Una donna già in su con gli anni chiede all'anziano marito C'est une femme qui demande à son beau fils: - Quel âge me donnez-vous ? - Les jambes 30
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