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Steve Davis, the world...
Steve Davis, the world champion snooker player, got married and it was the first night of his honeymoon. His beautiful wife lay spread across the bed wearing only a scanty silken black nightdress.
Presently Steve came out of the bathroom totally nакеd with a long stiff еrестiоn and walked slowly to the foot of the bed. He didn’t utter a sound but simply stood there looking at her and chalking the end of his еrест реnis.
This went on for over ten minutes, the only movement being the slow rhythmic chalking of the tip of his реnis and the movement of his head from side to side as he stared at her lying on the bed. Eventually, moist with excitement and shaking with anticipation she tore off her night dress and slowly spread her legs wide open waiting for him to take her.
Steve simply raised his eyebrows, cocked his head to the side and continued to slowly sтrоке the soft chalk across the glistening, throbbing реnis as he stared intensely at the pleasures he saw between her outspread legs. It was too much for her to stand, writhing in an agony of expectation and frustration she screamed out, “For God’s sake what are you waiting for?”
Steve gently stroked the chalk across his throbbing реnis, blew the loose chalk off its end, smiled and looking even more closely between her smooth thighs quietly told her, “I’m trying to decide whether to go for the tight brown or the easy pink.”
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Presently Steve came out of the bathroom totally nакеd with a long stiff еrестiоn and walked slowly to the foot of the bed. He didn’t utter a sound but simply stood there looking at her and chalking the end of his еrест реnis.
This went on for over ten minutes, the only movement being the slow rhythmic chalking of the tip of his реnis and the movement of his head from side to side as he stared at her lying on the bed. Eventually, moist with excitement and shaking with anticipation she tore off her night dress and slowly spread her legs wide open waiting for him to take her.
Steve simply raised his eyebrows, cocked his head to the side and continued to slowly sтrоке the soft chalk across the glistening, throbbing реnis as he stared intensely at the pleasures he saw between her outspread legs. It was too much for her to stand, writhing in an agony of expectation and frustration she screamed out, “For God’s sake what are you waiting for?”
Steve gently stroked the chalk across his throbbing реnis, blew the loose chalk off its end, smiled and looking even more closely between her smooth thighs quietly told her, “I’m trying to decide whether to go for the tight brown or the easy pink.”