Sven walks into a Minneapolis pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for a bottom deodorant. “Sorry, we don’t sell bottom deodorant” the pharmacist replies, struggling to keep from laughing. … … “But I...

Sven walks into a Minneapolis pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for a bottom deodorant. “Sorry, we don’t sell bottom deodorant” the pharmacist replies, struggling to keep from laughing. …
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“But I alvays buy it here,”, Sven says. “I bought von last month”.
Thinking quickly, the pharmacist suggests, ” I don’t know what you bought before, may be you can bring in the empty container next time.”
“Shoure”, Sven replies. “I’ll bring it vit’ me tomorrah”
The next day, Sven walks into the shop again and hands the pharmacist an almost empty deodorant stick. “This is just a normal deodorant”, the pharmacist tells Sven, “You use it under your arms”.
“No, it is not”, Sven answers,” it says so here: To apply, push up bottom.”

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