Sven was just pulling his boat up on shore when Ollie wandered up with a puzzlement: …

Ollie: Sven! Vat cho been doin?
Sven: I bin fishin,’ Ole. Wha cho tink I bin doin with deese here rods?
Ollie: Ditcha catch anythin?
Sven: (Under his breath:
“Dumb svede.”) Of course I catch somethin. Sven alvays catches ven he fishes.
Ole: If I guess how many you catch will you gimme one o’ dem?
Sven: If you guesses how many I catch I’ll give you BOTH a dem!
Ole: I guess TREE!
Sven: Dat ain’t bad for a Svede. You only missed it by TWO!