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U doktora: Tarzan råkade ut för en olycka. Han miste ett öga Chlap přijde k doktorovi: „Pane doktore Tarzan krijgt een ongeval en moet hierdoor een oog Tarzan havde engang mistet en arm et øje og sin penis. Derfor gik han til doktoren og spurgte hvad han skulle gøre. Så gav doktoren ham bare en abe arm et ørne øje og et elefant snabel. 2 uger... Lors d'un terrible combat contre un lion enragé Tarzan affronte un énorme gorille. L'issu du combat es t une cuisante défaite pour Tarzan
Tarzan is attacked by a lion in the jungle. The animal rips off Tarzan's arm, eye and реnis. His jungle friends help him by giving him the spare parts he needs - the eye of an eagle, the arm of a gorilla, and an elephant trunk for a d**k.
Later, Cheeta the Chimp asks Tarzan how his new parts are working out for him.
"Tarzan like. With new eye, can see far. With new arm, Tarzan strong. But no like new wee-wee."
"Why's that?"
"It keep picking grass and shoving in Tarzan's аss."
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U doktora: Tarzan råkade ut för en olycka. Han miste ett öga Chlap přijde k doktorovi: „Pane doktore Tarzan krijgt een ongeval en moet hierdoor een oog Tarzan havde engang mistet en arm et øje og sin penis. Derfor gik han til doktoren og spurgte hvad han skulle gøre. Så gav doktoren ham bare en abe arm et ørne øje og et elefant snabel. 2 uger... Lors d'un terrible combat contre un lion enragé Tarzan affronte un énorme gorille. L'issu du combat es t une cuisante défaite pour Tarzan
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