Teacher: Name three Kings of England who greatly transformed the country and made it a better place to live.
Student: Drin-king, smo-king and fu-king.

Teacher: can anyone name three Kings that brought happiness and peace to earth? The teacher asks a student: - Can you tell me the names of three great kings who has brought happiness and peace into peoples lifes? Student says: - Drin-King, Smo-King and Fuc-King Tijdens de engelse les vraagt de juffrouw, uiteraard in het engels, aan Jantje: "Jantje, can you tell me the name of three great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?"... Waarop Jantje antwoord: "Drin-king, smo-king, and fuc-king."
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