Tech Support:
"I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer:
"Ok."
Tech Support:
"Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer:
"No."
Tech Support:
"Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer:
"No."
Tech Support:
"Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer:
"Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote click'."