Германија…
Во Германија било многу убаво
Двама руснака си говорят на следобедна водка:
Un Anglais, un Américain et un Belge sont dans un bar à Paris.
Un États-Unien, un Français et un Belge discutent dans un bar : - Moi, dit le premier, je connais un bar à Houston, Texas, où tu prends deux whiskies et le barman t
Spotyka się dwóch Ukraińców i jeden mówi do drugiego: - Stary, tam w Polsce to jest prawdziwe życie, nie to co u nas. Wstajesz rano i podają ci pyszne śniadanko do łóżka, potem sex do południa. Po...
The Englishman says, "There's a pub in the West Midlands where the landlord buys you a drink for every one that you buy."
The Scot is not impressed and says, "That's nothing! In the Highlands, every time you buy a drink, the landlord buys you five."
The Irishman, totally unimpressed, says, "That's nothing. In Dublin there's this pub where the landlord buys your drinks all night, and then when the bar closes, he takes you into a room and makes love to you."
The Scot and Englishman are well impressed and ask if the Irishman goes there a lot. He replies "No, but my sister told me all about it."