The Five Stages of Sex … … … The first stage is Smurf sex. This is where you do it until you’re both blue in the face. … … The second is Kitchen sex. This is the honeymoon phase where you do it in...

The Five Stages of Sеx … …
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The first stage is Smurf sеx. This is where you do it until you’re both blue in the face. …
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The second is Kitchen sеx. This is the honeymoon phase where you do it in every room of the house, including the kitchen. …
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Third is Bedroom sеx. This is after you’ve been married for a while, maybe have a couple of kids, so you do it in the bedroom. …
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Fourth is Hallway sеx. The marriage is going downhill and when you pass one another in the hallway you yell, “Fuск you!” …
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The final stage is Courtroom sеx. This is where you go to court and your ex- wife and the lawyers sсrеw you in front of everyone in the courtroom.

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