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A farmer who's been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fighting for a big compensation claim. "I understand you're claiming damages for the injuries you're supposed to have suffered?" Stated the counsel for the insurance company. "Yes L'avocat: - Sur les lieux de l'accident
The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorney and a farmer with a воdily injury claim. It came from a Houston, Texas insurance agent.
Attorney:
"At the scene of the accident, did you tell the constable you had never felt better in your life?"
Farmer:
"That's right."
Attorney:
"Well, then, how is it that you are now claiming you were seriously injured when my client's auto hit your wagon?"
Farmer:
"When the constable arrived, he went over to my horse, who had a broken leg, and shot him. Then he went over to Rover, my dog, who was all banged up, and shot him. When he asked me how I felt, I just thought under the circumstances, it was a wise choice of words to say."
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A farmer who's been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fighting for a big compensation claim. "I understand you're claiming damages for the injuries you're supposed to have suffered?" Stated the counsel for the insurance company. "Yes L'avocat: - Sur les lieux de l'accident
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