The maid has just asked for a raise Pakistani housewife: "Why do you think you deserve a raise?" Maid: "I have three reasons. The first is that I cook better than you." Mrs Paki: "Who told you...

The maid has just asked for a raise
Pakistani housewife:
"Why do you think you deserve a raise?"
Maid:
"I have three reasons. The first is that I cook better than you."
Mrs Ракi:
"Who told you that?"
Maid:
"Your husband did. The second reason is that I clean better than you do."
Mrs. Ракi:
"Who told you that?"
Maid:
"Your husband did. The final reason is that I am better in bed than you are."
Pakistani wife:
"I suppose my husband said that too?!"
Maid:
"No, the gardener."
Mrs. Ракi:
"How much do you want?"

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